Roommate 1: I don't even know what to do. I'm all out of clean underwear.
Roommate 2: Have you used all your swimsuit bottoms?
Roommate 1: Yes.
Roommate 2: Turned all your dirty underwear inside-out?
Roommate 1: Yes.
Roommate 2: Well then, your only option is to buy new underwear.
Ummm. OR WASH IT. Good grief.
*In this particular conversation, I was not Roommate 1 or 2 but rather, an appalled bystander.
that's why my old roommate just stopped wearing underwear all together!!
ReplyDeletehahaha
sort of disgusting.
i didnt know "turning them out"
was the same as wearing clean undies.. oh wait, BECAUSE IT'S NOT!
That is UNBELIEVABLE. and also hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOh my gross. I sure hope roommate 2 was a girl that loves Halloween and roommate 1 sings like a dove.
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAA GROSS. Did you teach them to do laundry?
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