Rachel & I used to be marathon sun-bathers in high school. We would get so dark you could only see the whites of our eyes. It seems however, that I have lost my laying out endurance. As I reached 5 minutes today, I began to contemplate what makes me so antsy. I realized it is the lack of brothers with water guns I have here in Utah. Yes, we used to make Spencer & Chase squirt our bodies with water guns every few minutes to keep us going strong.
I am semi-tempted to ask Otter Pop Boy to take on this responsibility, but he's already so nice sharing his otter pops with me on a daily basis that I fear it's a little needy & I'm not sure if I'm ready to take that step in our relationship anyways.
So, I have come up with all my requirements I would need in the perfect Pool Boy. If you or anyone you know meets the criteria, please contact me.
JOB TITLE: Pool Boy
EMPLOYER: Danielle & Co.
LOCATION: University Villa Pool
START/FINISH DATE: ASAP-8/23/2010
POSITION TYPE: Aquatic
PAY: Negotiable
QUALIFICATIONS: tan, large arm muscles for squirting water gun, works well with people, must dress appropriately for setting, type at least 60 WPM (you can never be too qualified), good boy problem solving skills, can oversee multiple operations at one time, sensitive to issues of confidentiality, good kisser... (oops! sometimes I get my Pool Boy qualifications & my Boyfriend qualifications confused).
Please bring water gun & resume to interview.
nah, I don't think that's asking otter pop boy too much. he owes you. big. time.
ReplyDeletebahha. when you hire can ill make routine stops to danielle & co for some quality tan time and chat time. let me know...
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeleteyou are pretty much the funniest person ever.
basically, what it comes down to is that i wish i was in your class.
like as a student.
youre going to be the BEST teacher ever.
be careful though, i hear that 3rd grade boys are quite quick to propose.