My roommates got me tonight. And I was laughing so hysterically I couldn't even defend myself! Rude. They voted me Worst Potential Bachelorette Candidate Ever (the words "potential" and "candidate" in a sentence alone don't sound very promising).
It started when I nominated myself for the title. (All the roommates agreed we'd be toast on that show in two seconds. We're just not aggressive enough.)
Ok, whatever boys. I don't throw myself on you & flirt relentlessly until you get the hint. I like to be pursued. You go 99, I go 1, can you deal?
How do you know if I like you? I give you the time of day. I answer your phone calls.
Then, they start to taunt me with MY OWN FAMOUS LINES that I say about every boy. Bachelor style, obviously.
"You know Jake, I just want you to be happy, so whatever you decide, it's cool, so... like, it's whatever."
"Jake, I just feel bad, you've had like 10 one-on-one dates with me & none with any other girls. Maybe you should give Vienna a chance."
"I just don't want to pressure him. He needs to do what he wants."
"I would kiss you Jake, but I just do NOT make the first move."
Yeah, yeah I rock dating the old fashioned way. Sorry chicos.
But, ladies. What do you do? Let me know. I think it's funny.
or maybe i'm just trying to steal ideas.
im a clinger.
ReplyDeletei just throw myself at guys.
haaaaaa. kidding. that's just plain gross.
i will NEVER bake for a guy (or let alone COOK) until we are an established couple.
i want his heart.
not his stomach.
case in point:
on the day of andy & my first date, there was a hold up because a girl dropped by with a card expressing how awesome she thought andy was + plate of cookies ( BOMB COOKIES.. im talking the best)
but. look who has that handsome man now.
no cooking.
but i do let them know im interested.
like, if they're say "oh i just love ice cream"
i would say " ohmygoodness, we should go to betty's ice cream.. it is my favorite!"
then if they are interested, a date would surely follow.
if not, then you can throw in your line of "it's cool.. whatever"
haha.
ahh dating.
not an expert.
im not so sure how credible this advice is. haha.
but it's funny.
YOU SHOULD START A DATING BLOG.
forreal.
that would be intense.
provo dates can be a little crazy & entertaining.
im a clinger.
ReplyDeletei just throw myself at guys.
haaaaaa. kidding. that's just plain gross.
i will NEVER bake for a guy (or let alone COOK) until we are an established couple.
i want his heart.
not his stomach.
case in point:
on the day of andy & my first date, there was a hold up because a girl dropped by with a card expressing how awesome she thought andy was + plate of cookies ( BOMB COOKIES.. im talking the best)
but. look who has that handsome man now.
no cooking.
but i do let them know im interested.
like, if they're say "oh i just love ice cream"
i would say " ohmygoodness, we should go to betty's ice cream.. it is my favorite!"
then if they are interested, a date would surely follow.
if not, then you can throw in your line of "it's cool.. whatever"
haha.
ahh dating.
not an expert.
im not so sure how credible this advice is. haha.
but it's funny.
YOU SHOULD START A DATING BLOG.
forreal.
that would be intense.
provo dates can be a little crazy & entertaining.
There's one thing I would know for sure... you would have THE best hair on that show. I mean, does Vienna see how many times she can tangle her hair in her brush, pull it out and pin it back? Did someone throw up in her hair? It was so distracting at the end. And fix the poor girl's lazy eye. I got mine fixed when I was little with a patch.
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