Sunday, November 07, 2010

8 Happy Sunday

Well, apparently I was spotlighted last Sunday in my ward program. I'm the only one who didn't know about it. When I discovered it last night, it made me laugh. Thanks Rebbles.

Spotlight: Danielle Stolworthy

Danielle Stolworthy is a fine lady who hails from the land of Tennessee. She lives up to the hype a Southern Belle should--sweet with a spike of sass, always does what her mama says, and could give Reba McIntire or Dolly Parton a run for their country-singing money. Just ask her fourth grade students, who have the pleasure of spending each and every day under her instruction. You have only to read her nametag, "Mrs. Stolworthy," to know that these kids are in danger of falling madly in love with her unless fooled by her assumed marriedness.

Danielle is a joy to all she knows, motherly in nature but a cheetah at heart. She is selfless, optimistic, teaches Relief Society like a boss and possesses all the homemaking skills a good woman should. Danielle lives in apartment #10 and her phone number can be found in the ward directory.

By Rebbie Groesbeck

p.s. None of it is true, which is why it's funny.


  1. Ah...GREAT write-up about my beloved Danielle-y! Tell "Rebs" thanks from your adoring mamma! She got it all R-I-G-H-T!!

  2. haha i want her to write my obituary.
    seems dead on to me!

  3. p.s. your "p.s." is incorrect. all of it is true thats why it is so awesome!!!!

    loved seeing you last night! must repeat soon!

  4. hahah i love this. i think you're wrong, i think MOST of this is true!

  5. this rocks & I am a Rebbie fan

  6. I really liked this and it so described you in a lovely way, Danielle! Thanks for passing it on! Love you!

  7. i'm gonna say we go with the general consensus here and admit i was DEAD ON.

    p.s. that obituary-writing thing doesn't sound half bad. maybe i have found the answer to my post-grad woes.

  8. I've never seen a ward spotlight before, but I did happen to see yours. You're famous. Love you.



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