Sunday, November 22, 2009

4 findings.

Oh, Hi there! Just me, in my sweet School Days sweater vest & gigantic bow. So I'm bad at math. I've told my mom this a million times & she tries to brainwash me by saying I'm good at it. ("On the standardized tests you always make great scores so I don't buy it") But I was going through my old Elementary School stuff just curious & what do ya know? I stumble on this guy:I hate saying "I told you so" but when I'm bad this young... I mean, basic math skills?
Next finding: Once again, the math issue. Double proof. Atleast I got "nice coloring" under study skills which makes complete sense. Bad news: I got Unsatisfactory in hopping & skipping first semester. Good news: I hopped & hopped and skipped & skipped until I got Satisfactory the second semester.
I feel like there's a lot of bashing going on here. I wanna turn things around. Notice all those S's on my report card. "S" stands for Satisfactory & it's the best you can get. Yeah, I was a straight S student, don't mind me.
In second grade, we all wrote things we liked about each other on this random picture of a swan. These are my favorites:
"your nise"
"i like your shoos"
"i like your hare"
"your nine"
Is "your nine" even a compliment? I don't know, but I'll take it!
Aren't those the kindest words? I've decided when I get back to school I'm going to print out another picture of a similar swan & bring it to all my lectures so my classmates can just write compliments about me on it all day. Don't know why I didn't think of that earlier.


  1. It's probably from the ugly duckling or something. I laughed so hard at this post. freakin hilarious

  2. yeah that crossed my mind too, but what kind of message is that sending if you're an ugly duck but you're still nise & have good shoos & hare...?

  3. This was reeeaaallly funny, Danielle..but to state the record, you did not have PERFECT math scores on national tests but were in the top 90-95%...not too bad if it's your "worst" subject!



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