Weird/Awesome things happen to me everyday.
Mondaywas the day I woke up in chocolate. BAHAH. No guys. This seriously happened. I don't know how, but it did. I felt something squishy under my butt and in my groggy state was all, "what the %&#*???" Nasty to the T. I decided if it even touched my Anthro bedding I was going to sue Dove Chocolates because they suck. It didn't. And now I wish I had taken a picture but at the time I thought it looked much too graphic. So use your imaginations and act like I didn't recreate the scene with Paint:
Tuesday I watched the Kardashians at the gym & laughed so freaking hard. Except they were awkward snort-stiffled laughs because I couldn't laugh out loud. Reminded me of the time I watched Extreme Makeover Home Edition at the gym & boo hooed my eyes out. That was embarrassing too. I get into my t.v. guys, it's no big deal.
Wednesday I downloaded Youtube videos with my ONE BAR of INTERNET from 8pm-1am. I only needed 5 short clips for my lesson plan. 5 clips/5 hours, makes perfect sense. HOLY 1998 DIAL-UP INTERNET. Geeze Louise.
Thursday I discovered the extreme awesomeness of CHI Iron Guard Thermal Protection. I was blessed & cursed with my dad's thick and fine hair. If I curl it, it goes straight within 5 minutes so take a picture fast because the clock's ticking. For the last few days, I've been using a little CHI spray. Today my hair stayed curled ALL DAY. This is a cause for celebration.
Wait for it, waaaait for it........
But I had to send a pic text to mom! I was SO PROUD! Hair still curled even @ 6pm. Where's that CHI guy? He needs a hug!
Friday I downloaded the Olympics Spirit Theme and the instrumental version of We Are the Champions for a little background music at the fourth grade's monthly award ceremony. Don't worry, the kids felt RIDICULOUSLY awkward accepting their "Memorized all my Times Tables Award" to such triumphant music. I didn't make them sing their National Anthem or anything though (I guess that probably would've been a little redundant).
That was my week. See? I don't live such a hum drum life! Exciting things like my hair staying curled for an entire day happen to me all the time.