Sunday, March 20, 2011

8 i'm not offended.

2 comments in one day.

Scenario 1-
Baby Child: Miss Stolworthy, what year were you born?
Me: '88
Child: 1888?
Me (thinking):WHAT?
Me (talking): LOOK AT ME!
*child looks at teacher/teacher gets down in child's face*
Me: Do I look like I was born in 1888 to you?
Baby Child: Oh...... Uh, no.
Walks off.

Well I'm glad at least one of us is left unharmed.

Scenario two-
Precious Child: Miss Stolworthy, how tall are you?
Me: 5'7
Child: *flabbergasted* WHHHHATTT?!?!? I thought you were at least 6'7!!!!!!
Okay, okay, that's enough. Everyone sit down. We're silent reading for the rest of the year.


  1. That was simply hysterical to me! I'm still laughing and I will laugh at this tomorrow, too! Thanks for giving me a big smile and more today, Danielle!

  2. Ohh my goodness haha. So harsh! Love it

  3. Well, sorry to say...your second baby child has you confused with ME! HAHAHA! (Okay wait, maybe your first baby child does, too.)

  4. hahaha ohmygoodness.
    love it.
    kids are so funny.

  5. bahahahahaha Kids are so hilarious.



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