Sunday, March 20, 2011

8 i'm not offended.

2 comments in one day.

Scenario 1-
Baby Child: Miss Stolworthy, what year were you born?
Me: '88
Child: 1888?
Me (thinking):WHAT?
Me (talking): LOOK AT ME!
*child looks at teacher/teacher gets down in child's face*
Me: Do I look like I was born in 1888 to you?
Baby Child: Oh...... Uh, no.
Walks off.

Well I'm glad at least one of us is left unharmed.

Scenario two-
Precious Child: Miss Stolworthy, how tall are you?
Me: 5'7
Child: *flabbergasted* WHHHHATTT?!?!? I thought you were at least 6'7!!!!!!
Okay, okay, that's enough. Everyone sit down. We're silent reading for the rest of the year.

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8 comments:

  1. RachelFebruary 11, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    hahahhahahahah

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  2. MomFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    bahahahahaha!!!!

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  3. ErinFebruary 12, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    This made my day. Thanks :)

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  4. NancyFebruary 12, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    That was simply hysterical to me! I'm still laughing and I will laugh at this tomorrow, too! Thanks for giving me a big smile and more today, Danielle!

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  5. Willi NixonFebruary 12, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Ohh my goodness haha. So harsh! Love it

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  6. LynetteFebruary 12, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    Well, sorry to say...your second baby child has you confused with ME! HAHAHA! (Okay wait, maybe your first baby child does, too.)

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  7. andy & loFebruary 12, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    hahaha ohmygoodness.
    love it.
    kids are so funny.

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  8. NannersFebruary 22, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    bahahahahaha Kids are so hilarious.

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